This is my blog

There are many like it, but this one is mine
thejory:

birdshower:

No

wtf… WTF!? WHAT THE FUCK!? if you ever say that to me and my otp ever again…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

thejory:

birdshower:

No

wtf… WTF!? WHAT THE FUCK!? if you ever say that to me and my otp ever again…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

(via wellmanicuredman)

thesegoddamnpancakes:

theoldaeroplane:

geekdame:

theoldaeroplane:

wtf apparently my car’s trunk was open all night?? i dont. what. how???? i haven’t .. opened it…

You shouldn’t leave captives in there then.

DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

Come on, Pauling, that’s an amateur mistake

*Alive. You shouldn’t leave captives in there alive.

gayturians:

don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

(via theoldaeroplane)

theoldaeroplane:

"Jontrons not a feminist hes a HUMANIST and that means he wants equality for EVERYONE!!!"

rolls my eyes so hard they fall RIGHT out of my head